Archive for 'Humor'
Christian Pick Up Lines
Apparently, some single Christians are being encouraged by their churches to use online dating services for the express purpose of learning how to flirt. Christians lack confidence in the dating arena and that does not help church growth.
In the midst of this very odd article, (why is this news?) there is a list of Christian [...]
Posted: September 10th, 2008 under Humor.
Footnotes: 1
Non-Usable Words: Rough-housing
As a reader I have adopted a pretty sizable vocabulary. In this sizable vocabulary there are words that I know but just can’t bring myself to use. Words, that if I did use them, would immediately be followed by an apology for having used it.
Rough-housing (sorry) is one of those words. I don’t even get [...]
Posted: September 4th, 2008 under Humor.
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Merged Books
What happens when you combine a classic work of literature with another book? Oh man, hilarity ensues!
Green Eggs and Hamlet” – Would you kill him in his bed? Thrust a dagger through his head? I would not, could not, kill the King. I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, [...]
Posted: July 14th, 2008 under General Book-Related Stuff, Humor.
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On Reading Fairy Tales
Here's a very funny post on reading fairy tales.
Posted: January 7th, 2008 under Humor.
Footnotes: 1
On Libraries
Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Humor.
Footnotes: 1
Cow Pants
Posted: October 29th, 2007 under Humor.
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Italian Humor
"Humor" might be a stretch, but I did come across some Italian jokes. Unfortunately, I only found one joke worthy of posting so this post will be much shorter than I anticipated, therefore, I'll fill in space with a long introduction. Not that I'm overly PC, but the rest of the jokes seemed too stereotypical and we [...]
Posted: September 20th, 2007 under Humor.
Footnotes: 3
SAS Decorating
So, you're super busy reading all the Carp books and you find little time to decorate and do fancy crafting in your house. Or, you're like me and find yourself needing some SAS Decorating – that's Short Attention Span Decorating. I set out to find an easy way to bring a little bit of Italy [...]
Posted: September 9th, 2007 under Humor, Uncategorized.
Footnotes: 3
The Basics
Here are some basic Italian phrases to get you started:
Hello -Salve
Good morning -Buongiorno
Good evening -Buonasera
Good night -Buonanotte
Hi -Ciao
Good bye -Arrivederci
See you soon -A presto
But here are the important translations:
Dove è la libreria? – Where is the bookstore?
Avete letto tutti e 500 le? – Did you read all 500?
Dove è la stanza da bagno? – Where [...]
Posted: September 5th, 2007 under Humor, Uncategorized.
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Why there aren’t more readers … Part Two
That's a library sign hidden in that bush … I think.
Posted: July 26th, 2007 under Humor.
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